Godhood
We worship many gods in the Ado relijion. Our gods don't give a fuck if you believe in them or not, but if you don't, they won't protect you in the afterlife. When a new god appears, we call it Descension. They also have a hierarchy:
• The god Aaa and The Great Butthole
• Gods
• Lesser gods
• Little gods and others
Gods
Pamant
Pamant
God of baking
Piper
Piper
God of paper and apples
Písník
Songer
Divine storyteller and lorekeeper
Theo
Theo
God of vacation
Šmáky Šmišken
Shmaaky Shmishken
God of cooking
Kšebul
Kshebul
God of trade
Kisobe
Kisobe
God of organized crime
Ohlohli
Ohlohli
God of fishing
Plijopis
[translation in progress]
God of history
Lastalafím
Lastalafím
God of alcohol
Tuntes + Tunťa
Tuntes + Tunta
God of egyptology and his cat Tunta
Lesser gods
Sklěvé torpádo
Awseome torpado
God of literature and typos
Fazelo
Beano
God of legumes
The Hellé
The Hellé
Goddess of yaoi and bl
Mrkvíš Mrkvus
Carrotus Carrotist
God of carrots
Vaktor Hog
Vaktor Hog
Divine writer
Viktor Vag
Viktor Vag
Divine novelist
Kuš-Min
Kush-Min
Divine writer of erotic novels
Šosty Patata
Shosty Patata
Trainmaster
Malskaz
Malskaz
God of bad dining habits
Yunan
Yunan
God of mountain paths
Little gods and others
Rudla
Rudla (Rudolf)
God of Christmas and gingerbread
Nakopér
Kickdick
God of balls kicking and eunuchs
Bruslin a Brustlit
Scate and Skete
Gods of ice skating
Infart + jedovatí markéti
Infart + poisonous margars
God of farts and his minions
Cul a Ruma
Cul and Ruma
Divine bartenders
Lopnín
Lilyn
God of water plants
Majicicacu
Majicicacu
Pizhmato's bodyguard
Nelaser a Laserie
Notlaser and Laseria
God and goddess of lasers
Pan Dušek
Mr. Dushek
Vykpupu's divine housekeeper
Strýčko s tričkem
Uncleo with t-shirt
A lunch announcer
Teplomanka
Warmthmaniac
Divine secretary and pyrokineticist
Švišák
Shvanger
Garm's assistant
Emil Comzola
Emil Comzola
Divine writer